Most people who invited friends over for breakfast invited those friends to their home, not their office. Then again, most people who invited their friends to their home for breakfast ( Read more... )

( Probably just having tea... )

( Ew. Turkish prison chic. )

( The entrance to the vault was tall, intricately carved, and most importantly, heavy as all hell. )

For all that the outside of Trick's beloved Dal Riata looked like just another entrance down Bad Decision Alley, the inside was warm and comforting, with wood that polished until it glowed and comfortable stools and chairs that had been worn down by years of patrons.

It was the perfect place to relax and unwind, whether with a beer after a long, ( Read more... )

"Seriously?" said Bo on entering her office. Because seriously?

Bad enough that all her calls to Portalocity were coming back Contact Declined this week, like somebody over there was actively trying to make sure she couldn't escape to Wales and certain undead residents thereof when certain feelings she lived with every day started twisting up the ( Read more... )

8/11/2012: Impossibly hot fake sisters (Leo and...Bitsy)
8/25/2012: Don't ask about the antlers (Derek Hale, Kenzi)
9/8/2012: Tina is not Bitsy (Guy, Phil Coulson, Carl Kolchak)
9/22/2012: A HORSE. (Bayanai, Kenzi, Kitty, Toby, Tyrion)
9/29/2012: Impossibly not fake sisters (Bitsy)
10/6/2012: Impossibly not getting not fake sisters' numbers (Tiny ( Read more... )

"I had phone sex with the Portalocity dude, Mitchell." (vaguely NSFWish)
"If the Welsh had ever heard of bundt cake..." (Mitchell, Kate, et al)
Bartending in the dark (Guy, Toby, Cassidy, Raven, Jake, Bruce Banner, Deadpool)
"Nice cock." (Karla, 'Dite)
"A good, healthy flock." (Tyrion, Jake, Jaina, Eric, One Of Those Weekends)
Wearin' o the green. ( Read more... )